I decided that I just had to address this here. I couldn’t
pass it up. It’s a hot-button topic, and I’ll probably get into trouble for
this one, but what the hell. I stay in trouble with somebody all the time.
Might as well go for broke.
And the topic is cyberbullying. Everyone’s talking about it
and it’s happening all around us, all the time. Cyberbullying happens when
someone decides to destroy someone else using the Internet as their primary
weapon, and they set about undermining that person at every available turn.
One of the cyberbullying issues I’ve seen in the last few
months involved reviewers and authors. It went something like this:
* Reviewer gets a book, either just picks it up or has it
given to them by the author or the author’s agent.
* Reviewer reviews book and gives an honest review.
* Author decides they don’t like the review and sets about to
destroy the reviewer.
Before we go any farther, I want to say that I do know there
are some hinkey reviewers out there. I accidentally found one not too long ago.
For all intents and purposes, this person took a belief system mentioned in one
of my books and used it to belittle and degrade an entire community of
believers, some of whom are the proud men and women of our armed forces.
Despicable. My mention wasn’t an exposition on the belief system – it was merely
mentioned in passing. Those kinds of reviewers? Yeah, I know. They’re why I
make it a policy to never engage a reviewer or I’d be in big, big trouble.
But there are also a lot of hard-working bloggers and
reviewers out there who truly try to do a good job. They try to be honest in
their reviews. Some of them miss the mark. By that, I mean if you don’t like
erotic romance and you pick one up and read it, don’t give it a bad review
because you don’t like erotic romance. Just pass on it and do a review on
fluffy bunny books or cookbooks or whatever it is that you like. But most of
the reviewers do a pretty good job of it.
Conversely, there are a lot of crap authors out there today,
throwing stuff together that’s barely legible, doing cover releases without
books, releasing books they’re still writing, shit like that. There are authors
who don’t know what the word “conjugate” means and get bent out of shape when
you mention the Chicago Manual of Style because they’re so damn sloppy that
they don’t want anyone telling them to use any kind of reference manual – they’re
brilliant, their writing is brilliant, and they don’t need no stinkin’ thing or
person telling them what to write. Be afraid – be very afraid. And when these
same crap authors get a one- or two-star review (and a lot of times that’s
generous), they attack the reviewer or blogger. Even more disturbing, I’ve seen
authors who got a four-star review attack a reviewer because they just knew
their book was worth five stars.
Yeah. Really.
Then there are the billions of guys out there who are
throwing up fake profiles to troll for women. If you don’t know what I mean,
congratulations and good luck, because you’ll find out soon enough.
Here’s a good example. I try very hard to look at all the
friend requests I get. With women, I check to see who our friends in common are and
what, if anything, they’re doing. If they’re selling Mary Kay or spending all
their time talking about Jesus, then nope, not getting in. But I’m very wary of
the guys. And sometimes they still slip past me. Here’s an example of a message
I got recently from a guy I’ll call Jim Bob. Note that I've tried to preserve the idiosyncrasies of his side of the convo so you can tell that if he's from the UK, he obviously didn't go to schools like the other people I know from across the pond.
Jim Bob: Hi.
Me: Hello.
Jim Bob: How you doing, which country are you from?
Me: I’m in the USA.
This is very clear from my timeline.
Jim Bob: Ok, am from UK, what do you do for a living?
At this point, I’m already tipped off because if you’ve seen
my Facebook timeline you know that the banner is huge, has an enormous fuchsia
bra and panties, and says “Proud Weird Smut Writer.” And he asks what I do for
a living? I fry pickles at the Dairyette. What the hell do you think I do for a living?
Me: I’m a writer.
Jim Bob: Okay Am a
business man, are you married?
This from a guy whose profile picture is a not-spectacularly-attractive man with what
appears to be his wife. Yes, I know they do this all the time, but read on.
Me: Yes. 33 years. To a spectacular guy who treats me like a
princess.
Jim Bob: Hmmm, that's nice, are you the one on your profile
picture?
Now I’m laughing out loud. Am I the one in my profile
picture? Well, let’s see . . . the pic is obviously not of a Hollywood actress
or a model from a magazine so, no, I just went out and picked a random picture
of a woman with her dog and put it on my profile. Yeah, that’s it. Of course,
asshat, it’s me. And things just deteriorate from there.
Me: Yes.
Jim Bob: You are looking nice babe, i appreciate your
beauty, keep it up....
Me: Thanks. I'll be sure to tell the hubs that you think so.
Jim Bob: Okay, can i be your friend?
Me: Only if you understand that if you don't respect my
marriage, I'll block your ass and report you so fast that it'll make your head
spin. Otherwise, yeah, sure.
Jim Bob: Just to be your friend only
Me: Exactly.
Jim Bob: Okay
I never heard another word. I’m sorry, but I consider this
type of shit to be cyberbullying. It forces women to put up with come-ons that
they wouldn’t have to tolerate in public. It’s usually a guy in a developing
nation looking for a woman to snare to get him into the country. They try to
pass themselves off as being from the UK or Japan or India. Insufferable.
Except for the Italian pervert who wanted to see my . . . never mind. That was interesting or something like it.
And then there’s the idiot who friends you and then starts
PMing you while they’re drunk or high. They won’t stop. It’s pinging
constantly. I just love those. I think that’s cyberbullying too.
Shamefully so.
And yes, there are just those people who decide they’ve
taken a dislike to a particular person and try to make their lives hell. They
follow the person around, make accusations against them, call them names,
garden variety things like that. The worst of these find a way into the
accounts of the object of their hatred and pretend to be that person, sending
out vitriolic messages and generally fucking with the person’s life. Oddly,
sometimes they don’t even know each other. The bully just picks them at random. Maybe they look like they’d fold easily
and the bully wants someone to torment. Maybe they remind the bully of someone.
Who knows.
But there’s a phenomenon that’s started recently, and it
just rankles me to no end. I’ve heard about a few of these. I’m not going to
call any names, because I know in some of the instances, there are two sides to
the story. It still disturbs me, so I’ve got to say this.
If you have to stage your own cyberbullying to sell books,
just cut it the fuck out. What a pathetic, lame-ass way of getting your name
out there. You’re being persecuted by Person X, Person X is threatening you,
Person X is threatening your children, Person X is breaking into your accounts,
stealing your identity, badmouthing you all over the Internet.
Yeah, well, we’ve had a couple of instances recently where
the person being persecuted got caught falsifying emails, messages, etc., and
made it look like they were being cyberbullied when, in fact, they’d made the
whole thing up to sell books. Drama draws in readers, who buy books for the
drama in them anyway. People got hurt. The person being reported as the bully
got hurt. The people who’d supported that writer got hurt. Promo people had
their reputations tarnished. Readers felt foolish because they’d treated the
supposed bully badly. Worse yet, the reported bully took the brunt of the
nightmare, and all for who-knows-what reason.
In the end, the writer ended up looking like a lunatic and lost a huge number of their fans and friends. Was it worth it for a few sales? I'd like to hear the answer to that question.
If you’re having trouble selling books, work harder. Get
some people to help you. Study some books on marketing. Go to some conferences
and seminars. But for god’s sake, do not fake a bullying episode. That’s just
juvenile and stupid.
And besides, I hate drama. Go back to junior high and get
that mess out of your system before you come into the publishing world and make
us all sick. All you cyberbullies out there, here’s your notice: A lot of us
are onto you and when you cross over into our realm, we’re going to expose you
and send you packing because we don’t want the drama. We’re over here actually
trying to work at our jobs instead of letting a bunch of made-up hype get the
attention of potential readers.
So here’s a novel idea to keep you busy. Why don’t you try
writing a book? If you do it right, it’ll keep you busy for a long, long time.
