What was your most embarrassing moment during sex?
I know you have one. If I get ten comments here, I'll share with you guys what mine was, and my face still burns when I think of it lo these many years later. Yep. That bad. So answer up and entertain us all. Who knows? Someone might take pity on you and reply with something even worse. And you'll feel so much better if you get it off your chest, kinda like nipple clamps or . . . I should probably shut up now.
Can't wait to see these!
Soooooooo.... My most embarrassing sex moment would have to be when my hubby wanted me to try anal sex. I let him do what he wanted but afterwards when he pulled out.... It was grosse and there was ya know on the bed and I was so embarrassed that it was the absolute last time until recently and that happened about 10 years ago.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that sounds like a chapter straight out of Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Let's just say you are not the only person this has happened to, but in that book it happened in a BIG way. Really big way. Mine was nowhere near that crazy - well, it was, but in a completely different way. If we don't soon get some more people in here, no one will ever know what it was. LOL
DeleteIt was actually after the fact. My best friend pointed out my handprint on my bedroom wall. I had forgotten about us being up against said wall. At least my best friend is his cousin. The two of then love to embarrass me. So it was fun for them. The other is the first time I farted while hubby and I were doing it. We both dissolved in laughter.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby broke my rib during a normal bout in the bed!
ReplyDeleteI got a charlie horse in both my calves. OW OW OW OW!
ReplyDeleteWhile performing oral on a friend I told him to let me know before he came so I could contain everything. Well, he didn't. He swelled a little and I adjusted for that and semen went flying everywhere! His chest, his stomach, his forehead - my hair ( UGH)!!! I said I was sorry and then I started to giggle. That become a laugh. Pretty soon I had tears running down my face. He was begruntled and I was still laughing saying how sorry I was. He just wiped us off and dragged me down to sleep. Pretty embarrassing for me.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that's too funny! I'd say pretty embarrassing for him! He was supposed to five the thirty-second warning and he didn't, so I think the apology should've been his! At least you could laugh about it. I saw this cartoon last night (actually, Sir showed it to me). It was a woman in blacked out glasses walking with a cane for the visually impaired and it said, "Someone forgot to tell Carol that semen travels at 20 mph." You still have your vision, right? Consider yourself lucky! ROFL
DeleteI got a bit too "strenuous" during a sex bout and fell off the bed breaking my leg :( I can laugh now but it was damned painful at the time - not to mention embarrassing !!! :)
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